Fun Fridays....... WTF

As if our week didn't already drag by.... So I guess some no talent ass clown with there head so far up someone else's ass they practically think for each other, thought that if we make people do some stupid shit that NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD WANT TO DO it would be a fun Friday. WELL, have I got some news for you. YOU'RE ADOPTED GO KILL YOUR SELF. Oh, and you touch your self at night and that is why, my dear friend, no one likes you! This is why people come to work and kill each other.... I don't know how many people just want to go to work, get what they need done and then go home, kick the dog in the nuts (I DO NOT CONDONE ANIMAL CRUELTY, it's a figure of speech. If you thought that i would really do that, then go in the kitchen get 2 spoons AND REMOVE YOUR EYES), and kiss the wife/husband/girlfriend/mommy/daddy whatever is waiting for you at the end of the day. But no I am in the Air Force it's just not that easy. Instead of going home I am forced into 3 miles runs, mind you NO ONE DOES THIS FOR FUN, so please, for all that is sane in the world STOP CALLING IT A FUN RUN, call what it is. CRUEL AND UNUSUAL TORTURE specially since everyone here is fat and out of shape. We here in this lovely place do nothing but sit at desks.... we are the corporate Air Force. So how, in your right mind, could possibly think that we can run 3 miles and still remain breathing? I imagine that you are just retarded and should wear a bright shiny orange and yellow helmet, so we know who you are.

I don't understand why people can be so special. It's is really not hard to make your people in the work area happy. Let's start by not having them do something they really don't want to. I can pass my fitness test. NEVER ONCE have I failed the test. Why is it i am forced into doing something like run for no reason. If i want to run I will. If for some reason I feel that I cannot pass that damn test, I will run. I think that's the end.


On to something more interesting.

I am, by no means a person who likes to read and hear about pop culture. I listen to talk radio (Bob and Tom in the morning and that's about it,) this morning I heard, what might be the best news EVER. Everything I have ever said about Britney Spears IS TRUE. She is absolutely INSANE. Let's look at the facts shall we. At a very young age she was thrown into "fame," not sure in the Micky Mouse club counts and being famous but she is on TV. Then nature plays its role and BANG!! TIT'S AND ASS. Oh, and if you process her voice she starts to sound like she can sing. So then the big fame starts. And she handles it well. But then then it gets to be too much and guess what we got our self's a moron with KIDS. If anything she should just stop for damn kids. It's not like she needs money. She needs attention.

I SAY FUCK YOU SPEARS. you're the biggest moron on the face of the planet (besides rednecks.....) and you need to realize you are no longer a damn kid. YOU ARE A MOM.


I don't want to stay on that topic to long.

I hate people.